TOPLESS TUESDAY BY ERIC ESPINOSA
BUM.
I WAS A MARKETING CONSULTANT IN DOLPHIN ENERGY, AND I’M SUCH A BUSY BEE. I’M ALWAYS WAITING FOR MY FUCKING REST DAY AND OF COURSE—-THE PAY DAY. AND NOW, I’M A BUM. A FUCKING BUM THAT ALWAYS BUMMING IN THIS FOUR CORNERS OF MY FLAT HERE IN Q. AND NOW, I WANNA CUT THIS BUMMING THING AND PLANNING TO LOOK FOR A JOB AGAIN. STAYING HERE IN MY FLAT IS A BIG SHIT. I FEEL SO STUPID AND I FEEL LIKE I’M A SLAVE… (OH WELL, I’M A SEX SLAVE IN DEED AND IT’S ALREADY GIVEN HAHAHA JK.) THIS IS MY CHOICE, AND NOW I WANNA MOVE MY ASS AND STARTING TO LOOK FOR A POLE FOR ME TO START GRINDING, NO. I MEAN, TO LOOK FOR A CERTAIN JOB AND GROW. OH DESERT LIFE, FUCK YOU… VERY MUCH.
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TOPLESS TUESDAY BY ERIC ESPINOSA
A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO, I JUST SAW HIS POST VIA TWITTER (#TT #ToplessTuesday) AND I WAS JUST LIKE—-OH! I AM NOW.
(Source: epfidemic)
OUT OF BOREDOM.
Three names you go by:
1. BOSS MEI
2. MEI
3. BRUL
Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. WHEN I LOVE SOMEBODY, I’LL LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY.
2. GIVER.
3. SMART.
Three physical things you don’t like about yourself:
1. LAZY.
2. LAZY.
3. AND LAZY.
Three parts if your heritage:
1. PINAY
2. CHINESE
3. ESPANOLA
Three things that scare you:
1. GOODBYES
2. ELECTRIC GROUNDS.
3. DOGS.
Three of your everyday essentials:
1. NET ACCESS
2. FASHION SITES
3. NBA
Three things your wearing now:
1. LINGERIE
2. BIKINI
3.
Three of your favorite bands or musical artists:
1. THE KILLERS
2. THE XX
3. CRANBERRIES
Three of your favorite songs (right now):
1. MR. BRIGHTSIDE
2. BASIC SPACE
3. LINGER
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. TAAAAAAAAAALL!!!
2. MUST BE A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER.
3. WITH CHINESE BLOOD.
Three careers you’re considering/ you’ve considered:
1. ASTRONAUT (SRSLY)
2. SURFER
3. BASKETBALL PLAYER
Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. TAIWAN.
2. NEW YORK.
3. PARIS.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY (YOUR SEX):
1. FAB.
2. STUBBORN
3. WORST NIGHTMARE
STEP ONE: REBLOG
STEP TWO:
– Name: KARLUH MEI
– Birth date: APRIL FOOL’S
– Nickname: BOSS MEI
– Eye Color: BLACK
– Hair Color: ASH BLONDE
– Zodiac Sign: ARIES
STEP THREE:
–The shoes you wore today: NOTHING
– Your fear(s): GOODBYES
– Your perfect pizza: STUFFED SUPREME OF SBARRO
– Goal you’d like to achieve: TO GET BACK WHAT I’VE LOST.
STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: HANDS
– Your bedtime?: ANYTIME
– Most missed memory? right now: SHOPPING :(((((
STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? PEPSI
– McDonald’s or Burger King: MCDO
– Adidas or Nike: NIKE
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BOTH
– Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
– Cappuccino or coffee: BOTH
STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Smoke: WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE DOING IT.
– Curse: A LOT!!! HAHAHA
– Sing: YES
– Dance: YES
– Take a shower everyday: NO. HAHAHA NAKAKATAMAD.
– Have a crush: CHANNING TATUM
– Want to go to college: DONE
– Want to get married: WHATEVER!!!
– Get motion sickness: NO.
– Think you’re a health freak: NO.
– Get along with your parents: YES
STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: YES
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: NO
– Eaten Sushi: NO
– Been on stage: NO
– Gone skating: NoO
– Made homemade cookies: NO
– Gone Skinny dipping: OH YES.
– Stolen anything: NO.
STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: NO IDEA.
– Numbers of Children: 2boys 1girl
– Describe your Dream Wedding: PRIVATE BEACH WEDDING
– What place would you most like to visit? TAIWAN.
STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color?: BLACK
– Best hair color?: ASH BLONDE
– Short hair or long hair?: LONG
– Height: TALL
STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: 2
– Number of CDs that I own: 2 BALIK BAYAN BOXES IF IM NOT MISTAKEN.
– Number of tattoos: 12
– Number of piercings: 8
THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? YES
Passed out because of alcohol? YES
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? YOU.
THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? BEACH HOUSE WITH 10 SURFBOARDS.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I’M CONTENTED.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? TAIWAN??? :))
IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? DUH.
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? LAST NIGHT.
Do you listen to music every day? YES
Do you still go trick or treating? NO
What was the last thing you ate? PASTA
Are you a fast typer? YES
Whats your favorite type of soda? COLA
Have you ever moved? YES
Have you ever won an award? A LOT
Are you listening to music right now? BOSS AND MARLEY
How long ’till your birthday? I DONT GIVE A DAMN.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? THE DAY I TWEETED “CIAO”.
What time is it? 409P
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? YES. BUYING
Who makes you mad? STUPID PEOPLE. SQUATTERS. JEJEMONS. UGLY EX GF’S.
Have you ever heard a song written about you? YES <3
Something you want to happen in 2013? A LOT.
Honestly, do you miss 2007? YES IN DEED.
HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? ORANGE
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? MY NEXT TRAVEL DESTINATION.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? SWAGGING.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? YES
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? ACE
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? NO
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? STUPID PEOPLE.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? YES
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? YES
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? YES
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? YES
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? DUH
17. Honestly, are you in denial? SOMETIMES
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? YES
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? YES
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? IM SURE.
ANGER SECTION
1. What do you do when you’re mad? CURSE, THROWING THINGS, GO OUT, SHOUT…
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? MIND GAMES
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? YES
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? YES
CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? CANT REMEMBER.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? YES
3. Do certain songs make you cry? YES
4. What usually makes you cry? …………………
HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? YES
2. What makes you the happiest? SIMPLE THINGS. APPRECIATION. AND SHOPPING.
4. Do you believe in yourself? YES
5. When people say they think you ar
Question: Thanks for following me back, darling :)
NO WORRIES :)
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